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Terribly accurate horoscopes… because thats life

*Gemini (May 21 - June 20)*

*Cancer (June 21 - July 22)*

*Cancer (June 21 - July 22)*

Your social calendar is about to get a lot more interesting – and by interesting, I mean chaotic. Buckle up for a month of awkward encounters and questionable life choices.

*Cancer (June 21 - July 22)*

*Cancer (June 21 - July 22)*

*Cancer (June 21 - July 22)*

This month, your emotions will be all over the place. Just when you think you've got it together, BAM! Tears, anxiety, and a strong urge to eat an entire pizza by yourself.

*Leo (July 23 - August 22)*

*Cancer (June 21 - July 22)*

*Virgo (August 23 - September 22)*

Get ready for a month of creative blocks and artistic frustration. But hey, at least you'll have plenty of time to perfect your "I'm a tortured artist" pose.

*Virgo (August 23 - September 22)*

*Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)*

*Virgo (August 23 - September 22)*

This month, your attention to detail will be put to the test – mainly because everything will be going wrong. Good luck with that.

*Libra (September 23 - October 22)*

*Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)*

*Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)*

Your relationships will be put through a blender this month. Just when you think things are smoothing out, they'll get tossed around like a rag doll. Fun times!

*Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)*

*Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)*

*Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)*

Get ready for a month of intense drama and possibly even some actual transformation. Or maybe you'll just get a new tattoo. Either way, it'll be interesting.

*Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)*

*Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)*

*Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)*

This month, your sense of adventure will lead you down some questionable paths. Just remember, it's all about the journey – and the Instagram posts you'll make along the way.

*Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)*

*Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)*

*Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)*

Your ambition will be tested this month, mainly because you'll be too busy procrastinating to get anything done. Ah, the classic "I'll start tomorrow" syndrome.

*Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)*

*Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)*

*Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)*

Get ready for a month of unexpected surprises – most of which will be unpleasant. But hey, at least you'll be kept on your toes.

*Pisces (February 19 - March 20)*

*Pisces (February 19 - March 20)*

*Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)*

This month, your intuition will be spot-on – mainly because you'll be expecting the worst. So, go ahead and stock up on wine and chocolate. You'll need it.

*Aries (March 21 - April 19)*

*Pisces (February 19 - March 20)*

*Aries (March 21 - April 19)*

This month, your impulsive decisions will lead to catastrophic consequences. Good luck with that tattoo you're thinking of getting.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)*

*Pisces (February 19 - March 20)*

*Aries (March 21 - April 19)*

Get ready for a month of financial woes and unexpected expenses. On the bright side, you'll have plenty of opportunities to practice your "I'm fine, I'm fine, it's fine" face.

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